★☆★POTATO PARAISO NEEDS YOU!★☆★
★ARE YOU BIGGER THAN A BREADBOX?★
☆ARE YOU TALLER THAN A TABLE?☆
★ARE YOU HILARIOUSLY HUGE?!★
IF YOU ANSWERED YES TO ANY OF THESE QUESTIONS, THEN YOU HAVE MY MOST SINCERE AND HEARTFELT CONDOLENCES, BUT YOU ALSO HAVE A DUTY TO...
★☆★PET LALAFELL!★☆★
If anybody tries to pet me I will stab them in the groin.
If they're bigger than you, they likely aren't a Lalafell, so go nuts.