Hello! I am an English speaking Lalafell. I love playing side scrolling action/puzzle platforming games and don't even know what I am doing here (I overheard a scary-looking Au Ra mention that the popotoes here are very tasty. Mmm...)!
I spend my days lazing under the warm sun, bird watching, ransacking housing estates to scavenge for Fishmeal snacks (gotta' survive) being chased by hungry monsters (and Au Ras!) and demanding belly rubs from the tall-folk (purr~~). I am known as Colonel Burger to some (Burger Salute!) and "Undie Buddy" to others. My dream is to own the most dazzling underpants or get married to Princess Trout (a real Princess!!).
As a Bard, my latest hit song is 'Roe Roe Row your boat'. I am single, available and loves long waddles at the beach. It is not true what they say about Lalafells secretly scheming to ruin the lives of the tall-folks and empty their purses. Honest!
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