Name: Jake Bartholomew Roon Alignment: Lawful Humorous Cowardly Class: Panhandler Typist Comedian Magical Item: Gyro-stabilized Watt Astrospanker (he has no idea what it does, and is afraid to use it.) Special Attack: Hokey-Pokey Drive Suppository Spray (trust me it's bad ass.)
Background: Jake's story is about a pompous mentor, a sloppy barbarian, a philandering coachman, and a beastmaster. It takes place in a prison in an infamous dukedom. The story begins with temptation, climaxes with a trial, and ends with an uncharacteristically heroic escape. Now free Jake seeks to embrace every aspect of true freedom. He has secret hopes of one day being an airship captain.