Sun bro, I wasn't trying to troll you. I meant what I said. There is no secret weapon or piece of armour that's going to magically make all of this easy. It's just to look good of course, like me.
But what really matters, is your skills. Your rolls need to be speedy. Your parries, precise. You need to learn the movesets of your enemies. You need intelligence and perseverence. You need to... Git gud.
Of course it's hard. We all struggle, sun bro. Every one of us. Throughout our lives, we can get knocked down and frustrated. We fail. We experience extreme loss. In order to recover and continue on our journey, we have to be focused. We have to practice, and we have to learn from our mistakes, and hey, a bit of help from a jolly cooperator never hurts either.
These things I'm saying are not new, nor are they specific to you. It is, advice as old as time itself. Passed down from generation to generation, since before the age of ancients.
So you see... "Git gud" is not some dismissive meme. Quite the contrary. It speaks to a truth at the heart of our entire lives.
It is, in fact, the best advice anyone could ever give you.