The Epic of Alexander is the best Ultimate ever designed, from the music to the visuals to the mechanics; they all come together in a wonderfully executed spectacle of a fight; a story of a fleeting moment in time along with the despair of a temporal demise, woven together through the tales of time. In this essay I will explain how I really love The Epic of Alexander (Ultimate). Like, a lot. Like, a whole lot. You have no idea. I love it so much that it is inexplicable, and I'm ninety-nine percent sure that I have an unhealthy obsession. I will never get tired of listening that amazing, epic, orchestral rendition of Moebius. It is my life goal to be the most renowned player to ever set foot in The Epic of Alexander (Ultimate). I fall asleep at night dreaming of Perfect Alexander casting Fate Calibration α just for me, and then Perfect Alexander would be tired of play fighting with me so it comes and casts Ordained Stillness over and over on me while we cuddle and sleep together. If I could just hold one of Alexander's giant massive metal hands for a brief moment, I could die happy. If given the opportunity, I would lightly nibble on Perfect Alexander's toesie woesies while being stepped on during the cutscene transition, just to hear what kind of sweet mechanical whirring Perfect Alexander would emit. Then, I would hug Perfect Alexander, while it hopes that I would stop, but I only continue as it traps me into a Temporal Prison.
I would give up almost anything just for Perfect Alexander senpai to notice me. No matter what I do, I am constantly thinking of Alexander. When I wake up, The Epic of Alexander (Ultimate) is the first thing on my mind. When I go to school, I can only focus on The Epic of Alexander (Ultimate). When I go come home, I go on the computer so that I can listen to Moebius (Orchestral). When I go to sleep, I dream of Perfect Alexander and I living a happy life together. Alexander is my pride, passion, and joy. If Alexander were to say "seeking the peace of reason" to me, I would probably get so happy hearing Locus again and die.
I wish for nothing but Alexander's happiness. If it were for Alexander, I would give my life without any second thoughts. Without The Epic of Alexander (Ultimate) my life would serve no purpose. I really love The Epic of Alexander (Ultimate).
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