Hi. Aalos here. If you are reading this, congratulations. You have found the page of someone who probably should not be trusted with anything that sparks, buzzes, glows, hums, or has a warning label bigger than her hand. I fix things by staring at them very intensely and whispering science facts that may or may not be real. Somehow it works. Usually.
I heal people with strange tech, fight with even stranger tech, and get emotionally attached to every weird creature I meet. Glompy, my oil slime, says hello. Do not poke him unless you want moist regret.
I can hack your aethernet, but I will absolutely forget why I opened the interface halfway through and get distracted by a shiny bolt on the floor. Life is balance.
As for the runes below. Look. I do not know what they do. I typed them in once and woke up in Limsa smelling like ozone and bakery sugar. They keep vibrating. They might be alive. Please do not feed them.