Good evening. Legendary anchorman Ron Burgandy. I am easily the best at jazz flute. I have a chocobo named Baxter who once ate a whole wheel of cheese. I was not even mad. Just impressed. I spend most of my time relaxing by a fire drinking scotch singing afternoon delight with my com-padres. If you don't like that, than I will fight you. That's no lie. Stay classy Eorzea.