"It's ok to fall apart sometimes. Tacos fall apart and we still love them too. Except for those ones that have cilantro in them! Look, I know what you're going to say; 'you just have a gene, that's why it tastes weird.' It's a Southeast Asian herb in Mesoamerican cuisine; what is it doing there? There's already an herb you can use; it's called papalo, also known as quillquiña, or Bolivian coriander; you can use that, it's delicious and it doesn't taste like f****** soap!"